What is the best way to get legs like leopard? Covered with pretty dark circle-pattern?
... in case you were wondering.
Come to UK, Peak District during winter (
[link]). Ideally you won't be too experinced at climbing (but will responsibly come with someone who is!). Give a go climbing routs named "Birch Buttress", and imaginatively named "Face Climb No 1.5".
Enjoy the glorious view on the valley and the lake below, from above all the trees!.. I suspect thats where I went wrong. After 1 minute of thrilled observation, you suddenly notice the chilling piercing wind, and how you fingers have locked into some kind of resemblance of claws, and your legs now consist of two very stiff bones.
Then the fear of death kicks in, as you realise that you're now stuck, embarassingly, half-way up an otherwise easy route.
Sitting on the ledge above me is my friend, holding the rope, feet dangling into the abyss, looking like he's enjoying himself and a bit of frosty sunshine.
"Crap," I'm thinking. I need to move or this is going to hurt. With the bouts of most unlady-like swearing, i wedge my knee in the crack, with great effort pulling my frozen stiff body on a tiny narrow shelf. By the way, climbers are not supposed to be scrambling up walls with their knees, so you can imagine my desperation at that point
Anyway... in the end I got to the top.
And that how I now have Leopard legs. Mwahahaha! (Mail me if you want more detailed instructions
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On a different note, last weekend the choir in which I'm singing had concert *ducks... don't laugh! Laugh at the bit above instead

* We did Bach (Magnificat) and Mozart (Requiem). At the moment I'm totally loving a song called "Omnes Generationes" from Magnificat. (geek -> Alisaru <- geek)
This is it here:
[link] To hear the actual song, skip to 2min, it starts shortly after... It was really cool to sing it live
